yardner

a gardener for the yard

Dude, your a gardener?? No man i don't work on gardens, i work on yards. Im a yardner.

by BK's YArd Boy October 10, 2006

Yardner

Think of them as the ultimate green-thumbs, blending the best of gardening and yard mastery.

Whoever's behind that garden is a true Yardner – it's straight out of a Pinterest dream!

by skyquez February 29, 2024

50 Yarder

A chick that looks hot from far away but fugly up close.

Bro #1: Hey bro what do you think about that girl Alex at work?
Bro #2: Oh you mean "50 Yarder?"
Bro #1: Why do you call her that?
Bro #2: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.

by mikehunt123123 February 10, 2015

yarderz

Yarderz is a very random word that can be used at any moment of a conversation. often the people who uses this word is thought to be annoying or cringy. The word can be used to annoy people at an extreme level. If a group of people say this word out loud it is considered to be a curse or a swear word. The word can be used to make fun of peoples name. e.g. jefferey into jeffereyarderz.

Jeff: good morning, how are you
Bob: oh hey Yarderz, i am very Yarderz thank you

by wuefguywgfugw November 14, 2018

40 Yarder

Someone who looks good from far away (40 yards away).

Dang, she looks good. Oh wait... nope, maybe not. She's a 40 yarder.

by Karenny September 17, 2005

fifty yarder

A girl that looks good from far, but far from good. Fifty yards away she looks like a dime, but as you get closer, you find that she's only a nickel. Maybe worse.

Damn, she's about a fifty yarder.

by Creepy Mark April 3, 2010

1000 yarder

Any member of the observers’ opposite sex that looks attractive at long range, however upon closer inspection proves to be portly, misshapen, obtuse or otherwise disgusting. The 1000 yarder often leaves the observer confused, disturbed and in a state of self loathing.

Bill : damn look at that hottie coming this way, do you think I should buy her a drink?

John: definitely, just don’t fuck it up

(5 min or 500 yards later)

John: hey, what’s the problem? Weren’t you going to go talk to Sasquatch over there

Bill: man fuck you she was a 1000 yarder. Think I’m gonna go throw up now

by aces-up111 July 7, 2010