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Yard sailed

The act of having one's belongings absolutely thrown and strewn across the ground after unintentionally hitting, bumping, or dropping something.

Can be used in most situations, typically humorous. Meant to mimic a yard sale, in which your crap is all across your yard.

Most commonly used when a large amount of items is dropped, or when a vehicle carrying a large amount of loose cargo hits an obstacle.
The waitress tripped over some dummies purse and yard sailed everyone's food across the floor!
by DatSuperPig December 6, 2020
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Yard saled

When a junkie dirt squirrel goes through all your stuff flinging it around looking for shit to steal.
That dirt squirrel yard saled my room and stole my dope.

I came home last night and my entire house was yard saled
by YakA88 September 18, 2022
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Yardsaled

The act of crashing so hard, all of your apparel is distributed far away from your person (i.e. hat, gloves, goggles, poles, skis, etc.)
Man, Cliff crashed in the moguls so hard he totally yardsaled. It took him 20 minutes to find all of his stuff!
by LeftiesPal March 16, 2009
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yardsaled

Ridiculously drunk.
Jake: Where's Chuck?
Dave: In the port-a-shitter puking. He's pretty yardsaled.
by SteveLeave98118 October 4, 2011
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