Yappatron

A person who is fluent in the language of yapanese, or one who talks about a lot of nothing just to speak
Pronunciation:(Yh-App-Uh-Ter-On)

Yo bro, you like chicken or ham sandwiches better?

Well, first, I've got to give a shoutout to the organic nature of both chicken and ham, but I have to be completely honest on the matter THAT IS...(insert mass yapping)

This man is a straight Yappatron 3,000 he literally did not answer my question on any level and said a bunch of shit about organic value, like this man is fucking special

by Yappatron 3,000 October 31, 2023

Yappatron

A person that talks a lot or maybe too much.

"Bro is a yappatron, he talks too much"

by NotaYappatron October 23, 2023

YAPPATRON 9000

People who don't stop talking like they're just programmed to yap

bro 1: YOoo gurt wsg so I bought a new whip yesterday osns (on some nonshalant shi) and then fuh a bad ahh femboy then low-key hopped on Roblox grow a dih for 200 hours and 🍇'd underaged persons an-

bro 2: bro shutcho yappatron 9000 headahh up before I beatcho ass osvs (on some violent shi)

by ZombieGotBetrayed0 August 2, 2025

Yappatron 5000

Someone who is fluent in Yappanese (the language of nonstop talking)

This girl is a yappatron 5000

by Tess2kles December 26, 2024

Yappatron

Something I call this guy. He loves to talk so much as do I. I miss him, we talked a lot, now we barely do and i cried for 3 hours over him lastnight. Pulled me so so close to him then pushed me away. It broke me, but whatever we're still friends I guess. I miss his scent, his car, and smooching him... i miss everything

Me : Hey what's up yappatron
Yappatron : My name is Alfredo

by megumis_cologne November 22, 2024

Yappatron

Someone who talks a lot, but without much meaning.

Wow, he's been talking for at least an hour, what a yappatron.

by susboy busboy July 30, 2024

yappatron

a person who wont stop yapping.

dude he´s such a yappatron
for real he wont stop yapping

by IMQUITELITERALLYBATMAN February 22, 2024