Yapathon

When something makes 0 sense so you have to yap your way through it.
"I have no idea what the hell that assignment was. I just ran a yapathon writing it."
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Yapathon

A marathon, but for yapping.
Ugh.. This English Essay is going to be a yapathon.
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holy fuck dude your on a fucking yapathon
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When someone's been yapping for so long they might as well have just ran a marathon with how much energy they spent talking even when nobody else cares
dude 1: have you even listened to dude 3?
dude 2: I haven't cared to since he started his yapathon
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yapping, but make it a competition. used in slang, usually along with other words that involve the word “yap.”
person 1: “so basically like what if the earth was a triangle and cows flew and then what if my bf left me!?”

person 2: “nah she’s def winnin the yapathon rn”
by jossbug14 February 27, 2024
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Yapathon

A group of people or a singular individual who can't stop talking about a whole bunch of hooey, to the point it seems like they are in a race to see who can yap the most.
"Well, according to my calculations, inertia is the resistance of an object to any change in its motion. It's a property of matter where an object will remain at rest or continue moving at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an extern.."

"He's in a yapathon right now."
by HeyIMakeUpWords February 26, 2024
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When someone yaps so much it becomes marathon of intense moments and massive plot holes and distractions. A yapathon is a beautiful moment into someone’s mind where you can see and hear every cog turn in their head getting everyone more confused.
Sorry that became a yapathon

Sorry pretty boy your in for a yapathon sit tight get some popcorn
by anonymous March 15, 2024
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