Yapathon

When something makes 0 sense so you have to yap your way through it.

"I have no idea what the hell that assignment was. I just ran a yapathon writing it."

by borkoder May 29, 2025

Yapathon

A marathon, but for yapping.

Ugh.. This English Essay is going to be a yapathon.

by MR.Noop May 28, 2024

yapathon

yapping as much as a marathon

holy fuck dude your on a fucking yapathon

by yapaholic554 February 22, 2024

yapathon

yapping, but make it a competition. used in slang, usually along with other words that involve the word “yap.”

person 1: “so basically like what if the earth was a triangle and cows flew and then what if my bf left me!?”

person 2: “nah she’s def winnin the yapathon rn”

by jossbug14 February 27, 2024

Yapathon

A group of people or a singular individual who can't stop talking about a whole bunch of hooey, to the point it seems like they are in a race to see who can yap the most.

"Well, according to my calculations, inertia is the resistance of an object to any change in its motion. It's a property of matter where an object will remain at rest or continue moving at a constant velocity unless acted upon by an extern.."

"He's in a yapathon right now."

by HeyIMakeUpWords February 26, 2024

Yapathon

The competition to yap the longest.

Those people are yapping at the Yapathon.

by theurbandictionarier May 07, 2024

yapathon

When someone's been yapping for so long they might as well have just ran a marathon with how much energy they spent talking even when nobody else cares

dude 1: have you even listened to dude 3?
dude 2: I haven't cared to since he started his yapathon

by Tbblobnoern March 08, 2024