Being in an altered mental or physical state after having consumed (yammed) too muchvagina.
Intoxication from performing excessive amounts of conelingus.
"I will be so yammered after this orgy"
"Your mom got me so yammered I passed out"
"I would get so yammered if I could get with Megan Fox"
To be intoxicated by the consumption of yams; a condition that is common during the holiday seasons. Leads to odd family moments and lame jokes.
1. "These sweet potatoes are amazing!"
"Are you kidding? These are yams, sweet potatoes don't even fall into the Dioscoreaceae family. You're so yammered."
2. "Man, I want to go out and get yammered tonight at my parent's place. You up for it?"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.