Being in an altered mental or physical state after having consumed (yammed) too much vagina.
Intoxication from performing excessive amounts of conelingus.
"I will be so yammered after this orgy"
"Your mom got me so yammered I passed out"
"I would get so yammered if I could get withMegan Fox"
To be intoxicated by the consumption of yams; a condition that is common during the holiday seasons. Leads to odd family moments and lamejokes.
1. "These sweet potatoes are amazing!"
"Are you kidding? These are yams, sweet potatoes don't even fall into the Dioscoreaceae family. You're so yammered."
2. "Man, I want to go out and get yammered tonight at my parent's place. You up for it?"
Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.