Yakov Smirnoff 

Late Cold War-era comedian popular for the "In Soviet Russia" jokes.

"Yakov Smirnoff is now 54 as this word is defined."
-me

"In America, you watch television. In Soviet Russia, television watches you!"
-Yakov Smirnoff

Yakov Smirnoff by Dave January 6, 2005

yakov smirnoff 

After you jackoff your load onto your partners face, you schmear the tip of your penis anywhere on their face, preferably on the upper lip.

"After I gave my girl a 'zombie' last night, I gave her a Yakov Smirnoff right across her upper lip and nose. Man was she pissed!!"

yakov smirnoff by Boris Persky November 28, 2007

yakov smirnoff 

Adjective; Someone who has caught a Vodka buzz and is growing excessively talkative and or violent is said to be "Yakov Smirnoff"

I aint touching that potato sauce, I get totally Yakov Smirnoff.

yakov smirnoff by Harry Weininger April 21, 2005

Pulling a Yakov Smirnoff 

When you’re complaining about something another person says and/or does and respond with the same sentiment from your own perspective.

“Carl’s always saying horrible, violent, insensitive, anti-gay and homophobic sh*t. I wish he would die in an AIDS fire.”

“Dude, Carl’s a huge d*ck but you’re totally pulling a Yakov Smirnoff here.”

Pulling a Yakov Smirnoff by Pariah Jones February 3, 2020