you WOULD 

an extremely anoying phrase meaning "that is very typical of you". commonly seen following the equally agitating expression "but really".it is a well-known fact that you cannot win a logical battle with the "you WOULD" person. the only known comeback to "you WOULD" is "i DID", but does not sufficiently bring down the person. you must emphasize "WOULD" or it loses meaning and sense completely.

person- "omg i totally forgot we had a huge test today!"
idiot- "you WOULD forget we had a huge test today."
person- "i DID forget."
idiot- "but really."

you WOULD by youwouldaskmyname February 5, 2008

You would 

A phrase used by fucking morons in response to nearly everything. It usually makes no sense in the way it is used, but since the speaker is a fucking idiot, they don't know or care.

A: No, I can't go, I have to work today.

B: You would.

You would by steviewonder January 22, 2009

You Would 

A super annoying and overused phrase that teens or kids often use to say to somebody. It means "that's expected of you". When it's said too many times, it might not make any sense in the way it is used anymore.

A: "I got an A in all my finals!"
B: You would.

A: "Hi! My name is Bob. What's your name?"
B: "lol you would"
A: "I would what.."

You Would by MrRickster July 6, 2011

you would 

when someone does something fitting of their character

"I got drunk with some old lady last night"
"You would get drunk with some old lady last night"

you would by P-City July 5, 2005

You Would 

A phrase usually meaning "that's so typical of you", but could be used to trick others or counter-trick them, and are good for coming back at "screw you", "I'm going to ... ", or "I swear these people...".

Ex. 1-

Person A: "I freaking flunked that math test."

You: "Because you're an idiot infested with attention issues."

Person A: "Screw you, dude."

You: "You would. Dude."

Ex.2 -

Person B: "I'm going to go to the mall with my friends, and maybe even get some action with my boyfriend. ;)"

You: "You would."

Ex. 3 -

Person C: "I hate people who just judge others just by a one-time chance and hypocrites. Like that new girl Judy, she just went out and snapped at my best friend and never got to know her."

You: *sighs* "You would."

You Would by YoHoy124 March 26, 2010

you would 

A counter to a "(insert insult here) says what?".

Asshole: Dumbass says what?
Some Guy: You would.
Asshole: What? Dammit...

you would by The UNconstitutional Duke Zuberman of Chehalistown January 10, 2006

You Would 

You would may be said when a bloke finds a young lady sexually attractive.

Oooh I think you would.

You Would by TP September 29, 2004