1. n, an inhabitant of Yonkers, NY
2. v. to live in Yonkers, NY. also YONK, YONKS, YONKED, YONKER, YONKING
3. adj, YONKED descriptor of someone living or the act of living in Yonkers, NY, sometimes used in a pejorative sense.
1. "Mark and Beth are not true yonks. They are originally from Boston."

2. "I have been yonking in Ludlow Park for the last 5 months, and I love it!"

3. "We bought this old house and are re-habbing it--we are so yonked!"
by AG G March 20, 2006
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A form of school ground hazing. Originating in a suburb of Cincinnati, Ohio. (Greenhills)

A "yonk" occurs as someone sneaks up behind another person, places one hand on the back of the yonkee's neck. Then grabs their forehead and proceeds to make a neck-breaking motion. This subsequently followed by saying (or yelling) some obnoxious sound effect. The intent is not to injure anything but pride.
That new kid just got "Yonked." Hope his neck is OK.
by Yonkmaster5000 July 6, 2010
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The act of shooting saliva from the glands below your tongue
Sometimes when you open your mouth spit uncontrollably flies out. You would say, "Sorry I yonked."
by Boker December 2, 2006
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really, really, hurts.
Pat: I got hit with a baseball bat today. My head seriously yonks dude.

Dan: sounds awful, sorry man.
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A word to describe the current situation you are in or to describe the emotion you have at the moment
Yonk
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A girl that sometimes, often, likes to be called lesbian. These types of girls have the ability to manipulate other girls into doing what they want. Sometimes Yonks will want the manipulated girl to have them do sex stuff. Such as, get anal beads, dildos, BIG dildos, etc. Yonks are the most valuable types of girls. You'd definitely want a Yonk in your house!
"I love my Yonk, she gives me great pleasure!"
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Anything, mainly used a noun and typically replaces someone's name
by King Hicks August 8, 2016
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