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fuck yo mouf 

Fuck your mouth, otherwise said as "fuck yo mouf" is the reply to a "slam" or a "burn." Generally stated after a person says something offensive, wrong, or a lie.
Man 1: "Yo, my hommie just rolled up on some bitches and hit it hard last night."

Man 2: "Man, that was my sister. Fuck yo mouf!"
fuck yo mouf by CGPierce May 1, 2008

Thug Nafty In Yo Mouf

The act of giving someone a "Thug Nafty In Yo Mouf" is as follows:
The man is receiving oral sex, then proceeds to urinate AND ejaculate into the female's mouth. After he is done, he looks down at the dumb whore and says "I just 'Thug Naftied in yo mouf bitch! Now go make me a damn sandwich"
"Hey Lisa, if you come over tonight, I'll give you a Thug Nafty In Yo Mouf."

Slapped the fuck out yo mouf 

What happens when someone is served an open palmed disrespect, often utilizing a tool. Is seen as a deserved act of revenge after a period of humilation.
In that movie Wanted, the main character slapped the fuck out yo mouf when he bashed his cheating best friend with that keyboard. It said, "Fuck You"

D's in yo mouf

A joke,in where the desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "D's (dicks)in yo mouf (mouth)!". The question mostly asked is "whats your favorite number?" or "whats you favorite color?"

joker--"Hey Angela whats your favorite color?"
angela--"moldy green"
joker--"D's in yo mouf!!"
D's in yo mouf by Z NINJA October 1, 2006

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026