Y/N x Dabi 

hi.. it's me.. y/n.. i'm not your typical white girl.. i'm.. sorb3t.. Strawberry, BLUBERRY! mina no aido wa?? BERRY-CHWAN!! :3

"Hey I can be the bweuberrie to ur sterawberie" I look behind and I saw.. dabi-kun.. "NEE?? nande?? dabi-san?" he looks into my eyes and smiles "hai, daijobudeska?" I blush, my whole face turns red. "You really look like a strawberry now ;)" I blush again I look away "your as hot as a strawberry with tomato sauce on it gurl" dabi kun smiles away at compliment "hey todorochi-kun" HUH?? Is that.. the cute todorki sama?? todorochi approaches me "hai ;-;" "i heard your in debt". I begin to cry as I know what hes doing. "let me pay your debt pls O-o". I start to cry even more because I have been rasing my 10 kids by myself. As i cry i fall into todorochis arms. dabi gets jelous " GET OFF MY GIRL B***** YOUR JS A STUDID little emo gurl" dabi punchese toddorochi away as he begins to growl and his eyes turn red "im going to use my power on you" DABI NUU!! BDABI SAMA!! ur gonna get hurt! "I am going to do this for you, baby." he winks and punches todoroki with his flame quirk "ah" todorki cried "NOOOO todosama" grr... "THIS IS WHY DAD DISOWNED YOU" omg! todosama dont say that! "grrr....." his eyes turned red and growled like alpha.. "THERES A REASON WHY YOUR MOM IS IN A MENTAL ASYLUM" OMG!! "NO WAY YOU JUST SAID THAT! TAKE THAT BACK RIGHT NOW" todoroki said.

Todoroki and dabi leaned in for a kiss

OMG!! no spoiler sorry cliffhanger

open ending

Person 1: "hey have you seen that AMAZING Y/N x Dabi fanfic?"
Person 2: "Yeah it's AMAZING!"

Y/N x Dabi by kerokuro June 1, 2023

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012