Wyckoff

Wyckoff is a pretty cool town in Bergen County, New Jersey with some okay people in it. Most of them go to ramapo with all the snobby Franklin Lakes kids but some do end up at Indian Hills most often because they got into a university program there. They're those kids that brag about going to parties and getting smashed and stoned while the Oakland kids just do that stuff and keep it to themselves. They keep to themselves mostly but do sometimes hang out with Flakers. They don't really talk to the Oakland people.
Wyckoff kid: "So the other day i was at this party and I was so drunk and it was so awesome..."
Oakland kid: "That happens all the time in my town."
by The guy that you probably know November 24, 2008
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Best part of Bergan County. Kids there know how to have fun and party. Has a bad reputation but actually is better than it seems. Ramapo kids are diverse except for their skin color. They range from extreme partiers to hard core study kids. Very fun part of town. Bolder run is legit. They are re- building it so it's only going to be better. Don't get it wrong, Wyckoff is a good place to drink, smoke weed, and let loose.
New Bolder Run, wyckoff
by alyclayith. May 02, 2009
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A kickass town, better than those snobby Franklin Lakes faggots. Need I say more?
Kid 1: I'm from franklin lakes

Kid 2: Wyckoff kicks your ass, faggot.
by wyckoffrulz May 08, 2009
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-The biggest joke in Bergen County
-Think they're wealthy but then remember that they are next to Franklin Lakes which completely shits on them
-Want to live in Franklin Lakes but can't afford it
-Leeches who can't afford to build they're own high school
-Too poor to pay the same amount of money for their kids to go to school
-They like to bitch a lot about everything. And I didn't think it was possible but they're cops are even BIGGER TOOLS than FL cops.
-Need to know their place
I always make sure to drive around Wyckoff and not through it. If I drive through it the value of my car might go down.

Teenager #1: Should we buy weed in Wyckoff or Franklin Lakes?
Teenager #2: Franklin Lakes you idiot. Wyckoff kids are scumbags and sell oregano and schwag.
Teenager #1: Sorry, I forgot.
Teenager #2: Don't let it happen again.
by IrishAssassin January 07, 2008
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the shittiest town in the middle of the shittiest state, New Jersey
guy 1: Where are you from?

guy 2: Wyckoff, New Jersey

guy 1: Im so sorry...
by doodlydeedoodlydum August 01, 2010
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Wyckoff is an upper-class area of New Jersey. Home to Christians, Catholics, some Jews, Asians, and maybe one black person. It has 13 churches, and one temple. Extremely wealthy, especially the new part of town. It's a great place to raise your kids, because you don't have to worry about them getting into any trouble. There are just as many snobs, spoiled brats, high-matience, and "ghetto" kids as there are in some other towns, though. Kid's closets have A+F, Hollister, and Juicy written all over them. Kids play sports...mainly soccer. Good Schools, and people go to Ramapo to get sports schlorships, and not much else. The town to hang out in after school is Ridgewood. A lot of stay-at-home-moms, toddlers, and hard working dads. Wyckoff sounds kinda snobby, but it's a great town.
girl:i've heard of wyckoff before. it sounds like a great town.
boy: HELLZ YEAH! wyckoff kicks ass bitches!

why cough when you can sneeze? haha!
by wyckoff girl xoxo November 17, 2005
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Who needs a woman when I can just wyckoff??
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