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Write up 

to receive a written disciplinary notice on conduct and action in the work place.
Bob: Russell, you were 5 hours late. You will receive a write up.

Russell: But those guy left me at White Castle last night! I had to blow the large black man for a ride home. And he din't give it to me either! I called my mom and dad and they told me I suck! I finally got home by calling my friend with the Mercury Sable, but I had to promise him my tight nerd ass.

Bob: You will receive an additional write up for being stupid. You can go home now.

Russell: YEA! Yu-Gi-Oh is on!
Write up by sextoaster December 17, 2004
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write up 

A term used by "lads" it means going to graffiti it is the street term.
lad1:Sd0in lAdskee lEts Write Up bRaz
lad2:Nm lAd...wEr u WannA Writ bRa
lad1 AnyWer lad Sg0 BrA
lad2:AiitE lad
write up by BENJII92 September 27, 2006

staten island write up 

When instead of being "written up" for poor job performance etc. You are taken out behind the building and summarily beaten up.
If you don't that mess cleaned up in a hurry I'm going to give you a Staten Island write up.
staten island write up by slipsheet February 6, 2005

write you up

What teachers Threaten/Promise to write a referral or something to the principle or something....It depends on what you did or how many times you got "written up" on how Threathening it is, But it's not very threatening in most situations
Teacher: IF YOU DON'T SHUT YOUR MOUTH I'M GONNA WRITE YOU UP

Person: ok
write you up by Rubik7 October 4, 2017

write em up Bob

Manager, also the master of the writing up arts.
"You forgot to punch for your breaks? IM GOING TO HAVE TO WRITE YOU UP."
write em up Bob by Bob Tracy December 8, 2004

Just Write a Check and Shut Up. 

A polite way of saying put your money where your mouth is, or "Put Up or Shut Up."
Warren: We need to all of us pay our fair share.

Chris: Just write a check and shut up.

Write it down and shove it up your ass

A more badass way of saying "I'm sick and tired of repeating myself, get it through your fucking head". May also have implications of "are you calling me a liar?". From the Bruce Willis and Damon Wayans movie "The Last Boy Scout".
I'm gonna say this again, for the cheap seats. (yelling) I DON'T KNOW WHERE JOE HALLENBECK IS! That's my fucking statement! Write it down and shove it up your ass!
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