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wrecking ball blumpkin 

When a blumpkin-giver's face slams into and disintegrates the blumpkin-receiver's fecal matter.

There are 2 essential elements to upgrade from the familiar blumpkin in which we all engage on a regular basis to the hallowed rarity of a wrecking ball blumpkin:

1. Blumpkin-giver's face must actually make contact with the fecal matter.
2. There must be noticeable separation or breaking up of the fecal matter.
Roddy: Yeah, I got my first blumpkin ages ago, when I was 13 and playing Zelda Ocarina of Time. But it took me another 8 years of steady trying to get a wrecking ball blumpkin.

JP: She's like a 5.5, mediocre.
Stu: She gives blumpkins.
JP: Ok, 7.5-8, pretty good.
Stu: And wrecking ball blumpkins.
JP: Wow. I'm going to ask her out, what's her name?
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Wrecking Ball Blumpkin 

While receiving a particularly forceful blumpkin, the blumpkin recipient suddenly elevates off the commode, causing the blumpkin-giver's head to slam into the toilet, breaking the toilet into several pieces.
Peter could not use his toilet for weeks after Melissa's wrecking ball blumpkin smashed it into a hundred pieces.

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.
"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."
eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016