Woodrow Wilson

A Puppet

Also 28th president of the United States.

Effectively enslaved an entire nation with the introduction of the Federal Reserve Act. (Written by lawyers and bankers not lawmakers)

Introduced a 16th ammendment and a permenant income tax in the US of A.

"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men."

-Woodrow Wilson, after signing the Federal Reserve into existence

Yeah, he wrote that.

by Martinkl October 07, 2011

Woodrow Wilson

As your female friend uses the wooden post on her bed as a Progressive Era marital aid you penetrate her anally, preferably while reciting the Treaty of Versailles.

That chick I hooked up last night was freaky. She mounted her bed post and was beggin for the ol' Woodrow Wilson.

by Notoriose July 21, 2009

Woodrow Wilson

The term used for a throbbing hard penis that is so hard it needs its own name.

I have such the Woodrow Wilson that, that chick across the street's pager went off

by Anonymous June 28, 2003

Woodrow Wilson

A boner.

"Hey honey! Spread your cheeks, Woodrow Wilson is here and he wants to play the back nine."

by Rudiskranberry February 17, 2012

Woodrow Wilson

A very stiff errection,ussually enhanced by common errection prescription pills.

"my doctor prescribed me these blue pills,and when the wind blows they give me a major woodrow wilson for hours on end!"

by KING SPAZOID - Daniel L. March 23, 2008

Woodrow Wilson

Slang; Boner, Hard On, Wood, Renob ( Boner spelled backwards), stiffy.

That chick gave me a major Woodrow Wilson!!!

by AdamSonnyRolex January 29, 2011

woodrow wilson

One of the criminals who enslaved America through unconstitutional "laws" such as the federal reserve act and the 16th amendment.

"I am a most unhappy man. I have unwittingly ruined my country. A great industrial nation is controlled by its system of credit. Our system of credit is concentrated. The growth of the nation, therefore, and all our activities are in the hands of a few men. We have come to be one of the worst ruled, one of the most completely controlled and dominated Governments in the civilized world no longer a Government by free opinion, no longer a Government by conviction and the vote of the majority, but a Government by the opinion and duress of a small group of dominant men." -Woodrow Wilson, after signing the Federal Reserve into existence

by jigen August 27, 2007