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The wonderhead bra for your head is a wonderous invention which both suports and exuberates your heads cleavage through wonderhead technology.

the wonderhead bra for your head supports the heads head, and he supports it. TM
The head : fuk guys my head needs support

father : get a wonderhead bra for your head, it will provide the comfort you are looking for.. mmm :)

The head: that's wonderous father, thanks to the wonderhead

:)
wonderhead by wonderhead January 5, 2010

wonderweave 

The point at which your weave is no longer PHLY, or PHRESH. It is at a point during which your weave is indescribe-able, because it is simply too fantastic. The tracks are laid neatly and phabulously, while coniditioned to the perfect extent. At this point of the weave-ular process, it is necessary to go to Wonderweaves, the best weave shop in town.
MY GOODNESS, YOUR WEAVE LOOKS PHRESH, IT'S A WONDERWEAVE!
wonderweave by wonderwave2 November 30, 2010

wonderweave 

To exceed the maximum amount of weave products in one's head to the point that the beauty supply is put out of business. Commonlly found amongst females who don't know that 12 bags of kinekolon is really enough. Also associated with females who believe in mixing 2 completely different textures of hair or have been led to believe that mixing braids, AND tracks of YAKI Perm in 1 head is REALLY OK. This does not exclude those females who believe that fingerwaving your "do" into a impossible 10 inch formation is tha "Bomb". Basically any hairdo that causes some oberserver to "Wonder" what tha hell that female was thinking.
Keisha was so proud of her wonderweave combo of braids and tracks, she was thinking bout hittin tha club.
wonderweave by hotenuf13 March 31, 2008

Wonderbeauty 

Combo of wonderful and beautiful. You know...when you’re feeling extra generous with your vocab 😉
You are wonderbeauty™️
Wonderbeauty by Valdez Murati December 30, 2018

wonderness 

The tour-like pointing/acknowledgement of unnoteworthy objects in an to attempt to over enhance a simple spectacle/visual experience. I have actually used the term "wonderment" for years within my family, but it was already taken at this site.
To ensure wonderness, my husband said "Hey kids...look at that inflatable snowman" while driving by the countless houses that also have inflatable snowmen. While on vacation in the country, "Hey, look at those cows and horses, they are probably going to eat that bale of hay soon" added to the wonderness of the trip. In the spirit of wonderness, the teacher said "Students, please look at how big that dinosaur is"!! "Big, Ben...Parliament" as in "National Lampoon's Vacation" is an example of wonderness. Again, wonderment is the preferred term.
wonderness by amy3456 December 20, 2013

Wonderbeaned 

When someone gets destroyed in a powerful or unexpected manner. To be utterly obliterated and use unconventional vocabulary to describe it.
Yo, this nibba got utterly wonderbeaned when he was in prison.

Wow. Fricking beaned.
Wonderbeaned by Dr. Flat Soda February 22, 2018