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wolf moon 

Sitings of the Wolf Moon are typically in mid-January to late May, when human females give up on follicle hygiene.
The moon is often displayed during activities such as loading the dishwasher, doing laundry, weeding gardens, and if you're lucky, yoga.
Be warned, many truckers and plumbers have yeti moons, which can be mistaken for wolf moons, especially with well curved hips, like in the case of Eric Lofquist.

On rare occasion one may witness the Red Wolf Moon. It is truly a site to behold. It is often said that this moon represents the goddess Marissa.
Did you see your mom's wolf moon? Dayum!
wolf moon by vyking68 January 12, 2017
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Three Wolf Moon T shirt

The most amazing, mystical t shirt in the world. It holds powers beyond imaginable levels, ie; its a babe magnet.
OMG! did you get your Three Wolf Moon T shirt? Hell Yeah, all the babes are wanting me, despite my obesity!

Three Wolf Moon 

When something is characterized by being cool, amazing, awe-inspiring, life-changing, or having reached a pinnacle of perfection.
Your band, Three Wolf Moon, is pretty Three Wolf Moon.

The Wolf Moon

That moment of pure vulnerability when you are driving back from the winter holidays under the first full moon of the year. You are thinking about him, and a specific song by a legendary Canadian singer starts playing. You realize every word is a message you’ve been wanting to tell him, but you're using the music to speak for you.
"I love you, please say
You love me too, these three words
They could change our lives forever
And I promise you that we will always be together
Till the end of time

Well maybe I, I need a little love yeah
And maybe I, I need a little care
And maybe I, maybe you, maybe you, maybe you
Oh you need somebody just to hold you
If you do, just reach out and I'll be there"
The Wolf Moon drive

Hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon

A response to an increase in temperature; or being in the presence of a multitude of police officers.
Turn on the air conditioning, it is hotter then wolf pussy on a full moon in here.