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Woj

A man with a rather large and impressive penis. Smaller version of Woje.

"He was Woj for a Chinese guy."

by George Payne April 10, 2008

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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.

This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.

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Woj

Linking back to the Han Dynasty, the last ruling dynasty in China, Woj is a VERY exclusive word only used by the Royal Blood line of "The Jow." Meanings can consist of actions varying from extremely superior (bossy) characteristics to the very taboo.

Person A: "OMG, Amazing Holly!"
Person of The Jow: "yes that is the woj"

Person A: "I Burned my scalp today with the curling iron and then I just pealed the scab off and now it hurts..."
Person of The Jow: "That is so woj!"

Person A: "So I was on my period last week and now I have to go to the OBGYN."
Person of The Jow: "I didn't need to know that you were woj-ing last week..."

by C. Jow October 22, 2007

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Wo-J

A person who receives a blowjob while walking, also known as a walking blow job.

Mike was trying to leave the room because he had to get to class but Lauren was very persistent that they should hook up. So mike settled for a Wo-J, in order for him to get on his way while still hooking up.

by The Spitballer September 21, 2009