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Wockney is a portmanteau of the words 'Wog' and 'Cockney'.

It is a synonym of the term 'Jafaican' which is used to describe the accent used by London juveniles, mainly. This accent seems to be gaining popularity by people of all races in the capital, and will likely spell the end of the typical 'Cockney' accent that has been the traditional dialect for centuries.

It could also refer to the individual themselves.
"Why does Dizzee Rascal speak in that stupid Wockney accent?"
Wockney by Talk Of The Town August 26, 2013
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A person born within the sound of bow bells, but with welsh heritage.
"Dan, Are you a cockney?"
No mate, I'm part welsh.
"That must make you a wockney!"
wockney by Middlesex clown August 10, 2009
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A wannabe Cockney.

Someone who tries to mimic the Cockney accent, but is usually from a wealthy background and has likely never been to East London.
Jack: "Y'alright geez how's it going?"
Adam: "Didn't you go to boarding school and now live in Chiswick?"
Jack: "Yeah mate"
Adam: "You are such a Wockney"
Wockney by Jambo711 May 4, 2017
Wockey means a white individual that plays hockey and are usually made fun of because they think they are top shit.
That’s boy is a fucking wockey boy. What a loser.
Wockey by T-MOE123 April 30, 2019
A person who makes a blunder or other inconveniences around people.
My co-worker didnt know how to spell inconvenience, she's such a Wickney.
Wickney by DjNdogg February 27, 2026
A person who makes a blunder or is inconvenient to others.
My co-worker could not spell inconvenient, shes such a Wickney.
Wickney by DjNdogg February 27, 2026
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