Witches Finger
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Witches Finger
When an older woman (cougar and above) inserts her old, knobby, crooked finger into your butthole. During a BJ is optional
Man this cougar was giving me a blowjob and gave me the witches finger. Not sure how I feel about it.
Witches Finger by GoongaGaLunga July 3, 2018
Witches finger
A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump
Oh yeah?
Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
Oh yeah?
Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
Witches finger by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019
Witches Finger
when you’re screwing a man and you yell “witches finger” while slightly bending your finger and making circular motions while going towards his asshole with acrylic nails on. Then yelling “yeeheehee” like a witches cackle while inserting finger into his asshole.
Witches Finger by witchyfingers May 2, 2026
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026