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Witches finger 

Witches finger by Sir Saglit January 27, 2018

Witches Finger 

When an older woman (cougar and above) inserts her old, knobby, crooked finger into your butthole. During a BJ is optional
Man this cougar was giving me a blowjob and gave me the witches finger. Not sure how I feel about it.

Witches finger 

A massive turd (perhaps pinched off too soon) that is pointed at one end, therefore resembling a witches finger.
Aw mate, I just did a massive dump

Oh yeah?

Yeah it looked like a witches finger, it even had a knuckle!
Witches finger by MoldyMan666 September 4, 2019

Witches Finger

when you’re screwing a man and you yell “witches finger” while slightly bending your finger and making circular motions while going towards his asshole with acrylic nails on. Then yelling “yeeheehee” like a witches cackle while inserting finger into his asshole.
“oh dude my dude witches fingered me in the middle of a BJ yesterday. shit was crazy!

Foot prisons 

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.
The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!
Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022
Word of the Day on July 10, 2026

cornholio 

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).
cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003
Word of the Day on July 9, 2026