Witch handle 

When you slide your middle finger between a butt crack upwards and grab someone's sacrum.

Did you see that dude out there on the dance floor totally witch handle that girl?

Witch handle by tHE MiNi wHEaT December 3, 2016

In a jug with a handle. 

Complete, it's finished.

Forget it dude, it's in a jug with a handle.

In a jug with a handle. by Shanealicious December 1, 2005

Handle with care 

Just like "Fragile" or "This side up", this labeling will almost 100% guarantee that your parcel will be tossed, bounced, drop-kicked, and/or stomped upon by disgruntled/delinquent shipping-personnel during its entire journey from you to your intended recipient. Yep, I'm talking to YOU, USPS/UPS/FedEx!!! There --- I said it --- got it off my chest! :P

During the infamous "angry political activists shooting at passing semi-trucks" period back in the 80's, some truckers apparently resorted to painting their trailers with huge "Caution: explosives"-type signs to discourage nearby riflemen who would prefer not to get blown up themselves along with their intended targets. A cartoon in a magazine during that time showed two redneck 18-wheeler-drivers discussing a huge "WHAMMO DYNAMITE" label that the speaker has painted on the side of his van; the driver is saying something like, "Actually, I'm hauling dried prunes, but I feel a lot safer this way, rather than my having 'Handle with care' written on there instead."

Handle with care by QuacksO September 10, 2018

burp with a handle 

When you throw up a little bit in your mouth when you burp.

“Ew I just had a burp with a handle”

burp with a handle by jemilyhook January 1, 2024

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle 

When you use a common household item with a hard wooden handle like a broom to strike the ceiling of an apartment, in order to remind an upstairs neighbor that the noise they are making is loud and can be heard by others.

"They don't respect me, Susan – I had to pound the ceiling with a broom handle more than five times!"

Pound the Ceiling with a Broom Handle by abolishme January 11, 2016

Blowjob with handles 

A Girl who is giving u a blowjob with pigtails in her hair and your grabbing onto them to get more leverage on her.

That bitch is a blowjob with handles.

Blowjob with handles by Zach April 9, 2004

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars 

An object or person who is completely and utterly worthless

- My bloody computer crashed again last night and I couldn't send those important emails

- Yeah, sounds like that thing is about as much use as a surfboard with handlebars

About as much use as a surfboard with handlebars by Brammo September 24, 2006