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Wisconsin Cheese Curd

When you water board someone with queso while stuffing their butt with cheese curds.
My hair and farts smelled like cheese for a week after that Wisconsin Cheese Curd.
Wisconsin Cheese Curd by SassyPanda03 September 21, 2022

Wisconsin cheesecurd 

When you get analy probed by someone dressed up as an alien that probes you with a crutch and fills you with cheese.
Slayer analy probed a kid at the skatepark. The kid felt like a hot mozzarella stick when slayer was done. This is the Wisconsin cheesecurd.

The Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd

The Wisconsin dirty Cheesecurd is a way to make love. You put pre-prepared cheese curds into the vagina of a woman or the asshole of a man. You then insert a funnel into the vagina. You then pour deep frying oil into the vagina. It is a well known cause of scalding, death, and upset ladies.
I love the Wisconsin Dirty Cheesecurd it revitalized my marriage and my girl is so happy.
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
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