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Wisconsin Blow Dryer 

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The act of cumming on anothers face, then proceding to dry the cum with your farts.
Damn I was so gassy that I just HAD to give dat bitch a Wisconsin Blow Dryer!
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Wisconsin blow dryer 

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That one sexual act your classmate keeps saying he did to girls. A.K.A. ejaculating on someone’s face and drying it with a fart…
guy 1:yo I just gave a girl a Wisconsin blow dryer
guy 2:what’s that?
guy 1:search it up on your school computer 😈
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Wisconsin Blow Dryer

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A type of sex in which involves the male to cum on the female’s face and proceed to dry the sperm with the male’s farts.
“Is it weird if I do the Wisconsin Blow Dryer to a man?”

“How the hell would it not be?”
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Wisconsin Blow Dryer

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To ejaculate on ones face and “dry” it with flatulence
If he falls asleep tonight he’s getting the Wisconsin Blow Dryer
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Wisconsin Blowdryer 

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A Wisconsin Blowdryer consist of a man cumming on a woman's face then proceed to fart on to face until dry
Hey Sam and Cole, Ian just got a blumpkin and a Wisconsin blowdryer
Wisconsin Blowdryer by Furskinmcgee December 5, 2024
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