Hand me a snoot wiper, please, I'm about to sneeze.
by Hyakamooks January 27, 2019
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Within "THIS PHRASEOLOGY" is a $10 TRILLIONAIRE this year.
It has to be the YELLEN holler of the GOVERNMENT hearing that echo that CRYPTOCURRENCY BRACKET has just passed the FEDERAL DEFICIT WINDSHE'LL WIPER TWENTY times over and is forecast to be greater than ONE G00G0L within less than negative six PEDOPHILE YEARS as TRUMP JR. IS RIGHT as OPERATION PR260 someone is out there MANDATORY PISS DRINKING and giving SKITTLES to some PEDOPHILE ADD on FECESBOOK plus as an ENVOY ESPIONAGE TO PUTIN PROVER and not only that BIDEN is forming now THE THINK BINDER and an all out BOYCOTT on PUT OPTIONS IS IN big time so don't throw any CHRISt SHORT PITCHES BROKERS whoever wants to sit on this BROWN MARMORATED STINK BUG as the SHE SUN GOD NOT is PALE ALT back for a drink at STANFORD MOTEL as a PARADOX in MEN LOW PARK and that be DR DYLAN ANAL O'CONNOR ALAN those PEDOPHILES as warning stay out of SANTA CLARA UNIVERSITY as it takes too long to get there as can they come together in HEAT AT SHE RA TON as DR too smart too waste in STEEL BARS as MICHAEL BOLTON knows this.
by NOBLE PEACE SUNDER EEE March 9, 2022
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A family wiper is a person who hooks up with every single person or child within the same family, making all the siblings spit- sisters/brothers.
Brother 1: I just hooked up with Ashlynn
Brother 2: wait I did that yesterday...
Sister: I just did that an hour ago

Brother 1: I guess she's a family wiper.
by HusbandAndWifeTaker March 24, 2021
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The act of a gentleman duffing his spunk upon the belly of his consenting partner and then proceeding to vigorously wipe it off using his penis with window wiping type strokes.
I just the window wiper on ma bitch las night bro
by Wipey McWindow May 29, 2020
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A man that whips from the back of his crack towards his nutsack after taking a shit. Can also be known as shit nuts.
“Fuck me did you get stuck talking to that bloke about water proofing as well? Bloke was such a front wiper
by Tigerred July 7, 2020
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A made up slur for german people made by a few idiots in an xbox party chat to make fun of their friend Harley whomst parents are both german
by Harleygoestosleep September 25, 2022
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A person who uses an excessive amount of toilet paper in a public restroom. Usually covers the seat with layers of TP. Also, hangs TP on the stall door jamb thinking people will peek-in whilst dropping a deuce. Then, leaves TP for the next guy to dispose of the mess.
Did you see the end stall in the men's room? Looks like the 'mad wiper' has struck again.
by iatebreakfast September 1, 2016
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