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wilmington sea dawgs 

A redicuously stupid basketball team that no one knows about except for mrs.gratale because she owns it. Not many people know this but they are in cahoots with the german and italian mobs. They also have ties to the soviet union.(for more information search vika)
1.The wilmington sea dawgs are the best in their league but no one cares because no one knows what league it is.
2.Those f**king wilmington sea dawgs burned down my home.
3.I once had a pet sea dawg but i learned it was soviet. So i knifed that junk.
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wilmington high school 

The Wilmington High School, situated in the close-knit suburban town of Wilmington, Massachusetts, is the epitome of an average high school, akin to those surrounding it. WHS prefers to concern itself primarily with sports and school spirit, which is offered and gleefuly devoured by the student body. You'll find that many students don't have much else to do, with the exception of praising football jocks who will likely wind up being overpaid, steroid-ridden athletes or simply asking you "Paper or plastic?". The Wilmington High School also contains your run of the mill stoners and "wiggers". My reasoning is that perhaps the white students stealing this urban culture is purely to make up for the absolute lack of anything urban; anybody African-American, for that matter. You also have your handful of the common "goths", "preppy kids", "punks", "emo kids", etc. Nothing out of the ordinary.
In fact, Wilmington High School is nothing inordinary. There's a probability you'll find high schools similar to this one across the United States.
Rick: "Hey, I'm a dipshit from Wilmington High School. GO WILDCATS!!!!!!!!!!!"
John: "OH SHIT NIGGA"
Rick: "I want fellatio."

wilmington friends school 

a private quaker school with too many stupid rules and meeting for worships. the majority of the boys are collar popping tools who desparatley need to grow up. there are a few snobby rich bitches and a few weirdos, but most of the girls are above average. theres a lot of oppinion board controversy and an extreme lack of hook ups due 2 the fact that we've all known eachother far 2 long. most of the time u just feel like uve been there too long
my parents are against war so i attend wilmington friends

wilmington middle school 

A shitty ass school located in Wilmington where girls that are 11 have iPhone 8’s and girls that are 14 aren’t virgins. The boys all dirt bike and wear timberlands. There are the wannabees and the hypebeasts and the thots. The amount of fake people in the school is too many.
Did you hear that another girl at wilmington middle school is pregnant?

Wilmington Friends School 

A private Quaker school that consists of shitbrains, lazy-ass, full of themselves, cocky, unoriginal, ass-ugly, trashy, tacky, past their glory days, and embarrassments to the high level of education...oh wait, that's just '09...
"so where are the lolcatz?" "up your asshole"

"oh so who's racing friday at 3 pm?" "no one's insecure and needs to prove themselves"

"so who's suspended this week?" "the remaining students were raised to have good judgement"

"where are the jabbaweezzys?" "we don't need a mask to be ourselves"

"where are the gold fish in the toilets?" "you killed them, Dipshits"

"is there a disco party in the cafeteria?" " a cry for attention- notice how no one wanted to join you"

"yo man party this weekend?" "just because you weren't invited since you're not in high school doesn't mean there wasn't one"

"who's yelling butt sex?" "probably '09 girls since they are/were desperate to have their cherries popped"

"has anyone taken over the world lately?" " you never will with your lack of talent and common sense"

"is it hammertime?" " hammertime only existed in your conceited minds"

"are we allowed to sit on the stage this year?" "no one wants to look at girls that look like dogs and boys that look like trolls"

"why are all the teachers bored?" "they're not bored, they're relieved"

"what happened to wilmington friends school?" " it increased in intelligence and beauty because 09 is gone"

Wilmington Friends School 

Also known as Friends Fuckers, Wilmington Friends School is a private Quaker school with too many god awful meeting for worships. Everyone has known each other for too damn long so it's weird if you like someone. The staff is all snobby bitches who either don't care or care way too much. There's that one kid in each grade who's a stuck up rich-bitch who only cares about their bf's dick. The boys are obnoxious, loud, and annoying. The girls are basic and only care about themselves and their friends. The dress code is a whole other story but it sucks ass. There are stupid weekly meeting for worships where people fake cough, sneeze and clear their throat just for attention. Overall WFS sucks.
"We're all friends at Wilmington Friends School." - Dumb ass

Wilmington Friends School Camp 

A middle school camp at Wilmington Friends school. It's fucking awesome. The counselors and CITs are usually hilarious. All you do is play dodgeball all day. At middle school camp, they have a billion games you play. They are mostly all fun. Also, you can go to the Snack Shack at the camp. You can buy junk for food only around 75 cents or lower. You can do a load of camps, but general is the best. You play dodgeball and have fun all day.
"Hey, what type of dodgeball are we playing today?"
"I dunno! It'll be fun though!"
"I love Wilmington Friends School Camp!"