Suck my shorts

The action of sucking dick through someone’s shorts

by GmanBOMB2K19 April 18, 2022

sinus shorts

what happens when you eat something so HOT, you feel like your sinuses have fallen out your head and on to your shorts.

Joe to Steve: What out man, you'll get sinus shorts if you eat that habanero soaked breakfast taco.
Lindsay to Cassie: We went out for Indian last night & Joe got the 4 star spice dish- that fool gave himself a serious (and awkward) case of sinus shorts.

by LunaBearRuns October 12, 2010

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Style me short

Charlie’s mum is a leng one

I would like to bang Charlie’s mum (@style me short)

by The Minster minge magnets August 16, 2021

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National Short People Day

On February 6, anyone under 5'6 will be given a chance to not get dominated by tall people for one day. For those over 5'6, expect roasts about your foot long neck.

Boy 1: 'I heard she was 4'11.'
Boy 2: 'Don't hang around her because it's National Short People Day.'

by nonrupt October 21, 2021

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Tackle short of a set of six

Derogatory Australian slang to describe a mentally challenged Rugby League football player who struggles to communicate outside of a series of umms and ahhs or pre-rehearsed stock phrases from the Rugby League lexicon.

Upon watching an interview with an NRL player:

"Mate, that bloke is a tackle short of a set of six".

by Semaj Snosrap September 25, 2020

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