Stage Wilk 

The point of becoming so drunk, you have the chance of throwing up on a wall or other such objects that would normally not be thrown up on.

"Keep an eye on Jim, he had another shot and just went to stage wilk."

"There is puke on the fridge, who went to stage wilk?"

Stage Wilk by Rflo August 1, 2007

Wilks

Not handing in any coursework

Taking any excuse for staying off school
Being a lazy twat

Person 1: You hand in your history coursework?
Person 2: I did a wilks...
Person 1: your pathetic...

Wilks by The Coursework Avoider January 11, 2011

The John Wilks Booth 

Sex term for surprisingly cumming on the back of someone's head. Preferably while on a balcony or in a theatre.

See also The Abraham Lincoln.

While Misty Gates was sleeping face down, I gave her The John Wilks Booth.

The John Wilks Booth by Goldengamingod September 7, 2009

the wilks 

apsolute weapon, clicks his finger and makes all women die of orgasm, there has only ever been one might Wilks who shall not be named.

I wish i was like The Wilks back in the day!

the wilks by markforfillyourdreams January 4, 2018

Joshua wilks 

An English chav who loves to bang Dan, he is very gay but appreciates his friends from keeping him from going emo.

Joshua has many edits made of him aswell as fanfics from his friends.

"omg are you the one who saves Joshua wilks from suicide?!"

Joshua wilks by Imverysmart:) March 19, 2022

Jay wilks 

Jay wilks is the hardest in cov with a 9 incher and is feared by neeks

Jay wilks is so hard and scary

Jay wilks by Ruth bateman May 4, 2021

steve wilks 

A booty ass coach for the Arizona cardbirdys

Russell Wilson: Hey Pete look at that clown over there wearing Bruce arians headset

Pete Carroll: ik his name is Steve wilks

steve wilks by Bleeding guns September 27, 2019