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Mad Wild Monkey Sex

To have rough sex for an extended length of time.
We will have mad wild monkey sex one day.

wild-monkey sex 

wild, crazy often loud sex. like can be seen when apes are mating. pretty much self-explanatory.
1."could u hear the neighbors last night?"

"who couldnt? they were havin crazy-money sex"

2. the kids were outta town so the parents had wild-monkey sex

Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex 

The most incredible type of sex possible to have, very rare and hard to find, but doing so is totally worth it.

The easiest method is to go either Amsterdam's Red Light District located in the Netherlands or (in)famous brothels in Nevada USA.

Be prepared to shell out some major cash for the best sex you will ever experience.EVER!!!
Guy One: "I headed out to that one awesome strip club you told me about it kicked ass and I boned this really hot chick"

Guy Two: "Great to hear it, how was she in the sack?"

Guy One: "Amazing, easily the best I ever had, it totally counts as Super Awesome Wild Monkey Sex ."

Guy Two: "Seriously? Man your a lucky SOB! Do you have her number, I want to see if she willing to have a threesome..."

Wild Boar Sex 

when u have sex with out words only grunts, squeals, screams, boar noises and oinks

*invinted by anton not cyrus
anton: helina dinos into wild boar sex
helina: whats that
anton: its when u have sex with out words only grunts
dino:ooo yea
helina: oo yay
anton : it sounds like this REEEEEEEEEh
Wild Boar Sex by ANTON ZUZU October 9, 2005

wild diabetes sex 

When you put sugar on the top of your dick and then fuck a girl that has diabetes until she has a seizure
"Wow, man have you ever had wild diabetes sex?"

"No, dude, I'll try it later!"

Wild Crazy Sex 

when you throw a girl around the room while eating gummy worms. Then you put the gummy worms in her butthole then eat it. After that u smack her across the face and say that was fucking amazing and run out the door.
While me and Bill were having wild crazy sex i got a concussion
Wild Crazy Sex by L.A.N February 16, 2009