Wii sports matt

So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer

I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing

Wii sports matt by Dicken Diaz April 27, 2020

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Wii sports matt

an god, what else do i need to say? alot. basically the champion of boxing, if you see him in boxing, give up, you have no hope of wining.

Wii sports matt

Wii sports matt by someone else thats not u April 14, 2021

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matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

matt from wii sports by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

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MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you

MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY

MATT FROM WII SPORTS by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

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Matt From Wii Sports

Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.

A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.

Matt From Wii Sports by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

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