Wii sports matt

So, you really thought that you were gonna beat the wii sports boxing champion and holy lord MATT?!?!?!?! well think again, bitch because you aren't beating this legend of a wii sports boxer

I got ass raped by wii sports matt in wii sports boxing

Wii sports matt by Dicken Diaz April 27, 2020

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Wii sports matt

an god, what else do i need to say? alot. basically the champion of boxing, if you see him in boxing, give up, you have no hope of wining.

Wii sports matt

Wii sports matt by someone else thats not u April 14, 2021

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matt from wii sports

The ultimate being, will riggity reck anything that opposes it

Matt from wii sports: fuck you
shrek:dies

matt from wii sports by PGPFPGPGPGPG February 26, 2019

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MATT FROM WII SPORTS

a god next to shaggy 2nd best best at everything can and will kill you

MATT FROM WII SPORTS IS COMMING TO KILL ME TODAY

MATT FROM WII SPORTS by Alan??????? November 21, 2019

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Matt From Wii Sports

Matt is a beast who is capable of obliterating universes with but a mere glance, and that's when he's using only .000000000000000001% of his true power. It is wise to never challenge Matt to a duel unless you hate your own anus that badly. He is a pro in everything that he does, and you're guaranteed to lose to him every. single. time.

A CPU from the Wii Sports franchise that is capable of standing toe-to-toe with Shaggy in a death match. His strength is unmatched by any and every other Mii on the island.

It is rumored that Matt From Wii Sports shiny, mocha-colored bald head is capable of seeing millennia into the future.

Matt From Wii Sports by Fire Tongue June 18, 2020

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Utility beer

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.

Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.

Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022

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Oinking

Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.

"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"

Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013

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