wiffle dust

The collection of pubic hair sprinkled into a unknowingly recipient's drink so when they take a drink, they end up with a mouth full of short curlys.

Mark was pissed when he was trying to score some digits from a chic and got hit with some wiffle dust right in front of her.

by Steeevr November 27, 2007

wiffle pussy

the act of cumming in a womans vagina immediately followed by filling it with cottons balls, eventually punching her in the stomach. Upon launch of cotton balls a wiffle pussy has been achieved.

Instead of playing beer pong tonight, we are going to achieve wiffle pussy off the roof.

by Mr. wheels January 18, 2008

wiffle piffle

It is a word to substitute owned or pwnd

Jamie: "Like Tony's mom!"
Everyone: Wiffle Piffle

by DANSFACE!!! February 3, 2009

Wifl (pronounced Wiffle)

Wifl- (noun) West Islip for life is a person born and raised in West Islip,NY who upon reaching adulthood never leaves and raises their own family in West Islip. Wifl's can be seen at West Islip High School sporting events wearing their High School letter jackets long after their children have graduated screaming "Come on Boy's/Girl's" "Lets Go W -I".

Check out that Wifl (pronounced wiffle) up there in the stands. Let it go dude, we know you won the Rutgers Trophy in 1985.

by captain Jack Sparrow 13 April 18, 2019

wiffle ball bat

as in, I did it like this, I did it like that

I did it with a wiffle ball bat.

by tatanka March 3, 2004

David Wells Wiffle Ball

A variation of playing wiffle ball whereby each player must always hold a beer in hand at all times including pitching, fielding, batting, and running the bases. The name is attributable to baseball pitcher David Wells, known as a heavy drinker and who has admitted to pitching hung over. The only rule variation is that players may be penalized with an out for their team if they are caught with an empty beer in hand or spill their beer during the game.

We played David Wells Wiffle Ball instead of the normal version so we could get drunk and do something active at the same time!

by spuggeddie January 12, 2011

i'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot

befuddle=confused, etc.
wiffle=vagine
scrot=scrotum(ballsack)

I'm befuddled by your wiffling scrot=I'm confused by your vaginal ballsack

There is none, really:p

by Josh January 23, 2005