Wiff Waff

Wiff Waff is about a 300 year old name for "ping pong" they used a wine bottle cork and called it wiff waff because of the sound it made. they also used cigar box lids for paddles...

Man that game of wiff waff was SWEET

by Bamitszach May 18, 2007

whack wiff

the smell derived from old semem

Jason's dorm room reeked of whack wiff.

by pachop4u November 3, 2008

diddle-wiff

When you finger a woman, then proceed to rub your fingers under a friends nose

John just diddle-wiffed me and now my nose smells of vagina

by Kcasllab October 4, 2010

dick's wiff

A unit of measure indicating a very short distance. I.e you're close enough to smell someone's dick.

Can you tell me where the post office is?

Sure thing! It's just a dick's wiff away!

by Davedaveandgreg August 20, 2015

Skew-wiff

All messy, disheveled. Colloquial British term somehow derived from "askew."

"Her hair was all skew-wiff; she looked like she'd just woken up."

by zooa November 3, 2003

lil wiff

a fat ass bitch who loves to suck dick and shove it in his tight ass hole like a gay fagot

lil wiff is a bitch

by bigpimpdaddy2 June 6, 2018

Bell-Wiff

When you haven't had a washed in a few days and the tip of your dick starts to ferment in the foreskin, letting off a cheesy smell.

"Is it just me or are you getting a strong Bell-Wiff from the math teacher?"

by Piglets_Crusty_Pisser March 1, 2017