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Whore Magnet 

noun; A person who has sex with many people that may seem like a whore, but really all of the whores gravitate to that person because of something they may have. (charm, looks, possessions, etc...)
Matt: "If I can recall correctly, Patrick is such a man whore."

Marshall: "No! You've got it all wrong. He can't control the fact that all the girls that he comes in contact with try to take advantage of him some way or another. He's a Whore Magnet!"

Matt: "Oh man... I wish I was a Whore Magnet!"

Marshall: "Me too... but we can't all be as lucky as him"
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Whore Magnet 

This is the definition of a very elderly wealthy man who is very close to death and is an easy target for a "money slut" or any other female who is only concerned with his finances. These old fellows are not embarresed by the obvious fact that their new partner is a whore and is wishing him dead so she can get his money. He is infact just happy to have some sexual contact in his twilight years.
Maria: It's a shame Albert is getting used by that little tramp Tracey, she is 29 and he is 80, do you think he knows that she is only interested in his money?
Sally: Of Course he does!! But when he is sucking her tits like a new born baby, I doubt he really cares. Good luck to him, he will be dead soon so let him enjoy what he has left!
Maria: Yeah, you are right, but that old "whore magnet" should have a little more respect for his wife. She told me she can't sleep at night with all the screaming coming from Tracey and Albert.
Sally: Maybe she should move into the room next door?
Whore Magnet by Paul Fleming July 30, 2006

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026
An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.
That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.
Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026
Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling
Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.
You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026
Word of the Day on May 28, 2026