Whomping the willow 

jacking off

Harry:Ron my god Hermoine looked sexy tonight.

Ron:Yeah I know I am going to be whomping the willow

Whomping the willow by K-man 45322 May 4, 2009

Whomping the willow 

Masturbating to any of the eight Harry Potter films.

Frank: Dude are you comin out? We're at the bars.
Me: Nah man, I'm whomping the willow tonight, sorry.

Whomping the willow by Cloudy McMillet January 20, 2015

the whomping willow 

A voracious sex act in which the male sticks his dick and hands into the vagina, and then masturbates, leaving something looser than Spanish drug law

Person 1: you know when you went to the pisser the other night when we was watchin telly with your mum?
Person 2: yeah?
Person 1: she’s bloody done the whomping willow

the whomping willow by Fiffyen the Gothic December 9, 2017

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022