Who we got 

An icebreaker. A phrase questioning the presence of active individuals in any given situation and/or conversation. It can be used to verbally examine "who" is AT a specific place, state of mind, or if they ARE there. It is essential for one to understand that "who" is not a single person, but is more or less, referred to as a specific group of people that are often considered to be a whole. It can be used when someone knocks on your front door, or simply when there is an unexplained radio silence between you and your friends via text message or WhatsApp. The primary use in a group text message chat is to stimulate conversation. You can always count on "Who we got?" to bring you the answers in any state of social confusion.

*Knock Knock*
Philip: "Oh, who we got!"
Harrison: That is my friend Benjamin, I was expecting him.

**Group text message**
Steve: "That was a funny joke David!" (posted over two hours ago)
Steve: "Who we got?" (posted a minute ago)
Jake: We have a number of people!" (posted 2 minutes ago)
Alex: "I'm here!" (posted 2 minutes ago)
David: "Me too!" (posted 3 minutes ago)

Who we got by Tevin Kadescor May 19, 2013

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004

disney money 

The changing in the value of money after entering Walt Disney World.

Husband...."I just spent over three hundred dollars to get my family and me into Walt Disney World. And, now they want me to pay fifteen dollars for a pen with Mickey on it? It took three hours to earn that much money."
Wife......."Stop being a tight wad. You're not spending real world money. You're spending Disney money."

disney money by Big CU December 27, 2007