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White Castles

This is the proper way to refer to the place where all your tiny square shaped burgers are made. Those in the St. Louis area (but also some parts of Detroit) refer to the beloved fast food chain with a plural ending (even though the company name is singular). Thoughts are that the term originated in areas like North County where the restuarants are so prevalent that you can say I'm going to 'White Castles' and literally mean multiple stores because there are ones on every corner. Some refute the plural endings, but those belly bomber lovers out there know the truth.
I'm finna drive till I find a White Castles and get two double cheese and a coke and orange mix.
by Carmelized Onions July 6, 2011
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white castle

A restaurant full of little mini burgers.
Burger Shack Employee - Just thinking about those tender little White Castle burgers, with those little itty bitty grilled onions that just explode in your mouth like flavor crystals every time you bite into one... just makes me wanna burn this motherfucker down. Come on Pookie lets burn this MOTHERFUCKER DOWN!!
by metallkidd93 January 15, 2008
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White Castle shit

One of the most stinky and wettest shits in existence, the White Castle shit is the insanely powerful crap you take after consuming those grease wad burgers from the White Castle food chain. Characteristics of a White Castle shit include:

1.Having to hover above the bowl from time to time while shitting in order to avoid being hit by your own fecal debris that reflects off of the interior walls of the toilet

2.Preview Farts that smell so much like White Castle
Burgers that it can make other people in the room hungry

3.Shit that sticks to the bowl so bad that you have to use your roommate’s toothbrush to scrub it off
Person X:"Sniff, sniff, oooohh who bought white castle? Throw me a burger I am so hungry."

Person Y:"I would give you one but they are in my bowels at the moment; that was just a fart you smelling. I am going to have to blast out a white castle shit in a minute or two so if you wanna use the bathroom, do it now."

Person X: "Its all yours man; I think I am going to get a sack of ten."
by old man withers November 11, 2006
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White Castle

The ultimate stoner fast food joint popularized by "Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle". Sometimes open 24/7, catering to potheads with a nasty case of the munchies. For fuck's sake, they actually sell a goddamn paper case filled with 30 burgers. You'll get the runs and your heart will explode...but it's really freaking good!
I'm high as shit and it's 1 in the morning. Let's go to White Castle.
by The Dude August 29, 2004
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white castle hangover

The result of eating too many white Castle Slyders. For some, the effects hit them instantly, however the actual hangover is when you wake up the next morning with your stomach bubbling and your bowels ready to blow, wondering "what the hell did I eat last night?"
guy: Damn, I got the runs
guy 2:No, what you got is a white castle hangover
guy: How many did I eat last night?
guy 2: Shit 'dawg', you ate a whole crave case.
by Zabi August 29, 2005
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The greatest movie in the history of the world. If you are Asian, from New Jersey, Jewish, or smoke weed, you will definitely love this movie. But even if you don't, you will still love it, because it is the funniest movie of all time.
Cool Person: Guess what?
Loser: What?
Cool Person: I watched Harold and Kumar Go To White Castle twice in the past 24 hours. And then I went to white castle.
Loser: Oh.
by i_love_jew_fros August 18, 2004
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White Castle Booty

Damn, that girl Caitlyn has a white castle booty
by bobcat37 March 16, 2009
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