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where the fuck are you 

WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DON'T PRESIDENTS FIGHT THE WAR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
Hmm, BYOB, how does that one go again?

"WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU"
"WHERE, THE FUCK, ARE YOUUUUU!"
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where the fuck are you 

Meaning where are you but in a frustrated or angry way.

where the fuck are you 

Meaning, where are you but in a frustrated or angry way.

DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?! 

Exclaimed to an individual when you're at the peak of excitement.
While they're still confused you'll inform that they are in fact "IN THE JUNGLE, BABY!" and that they're "GONNA DIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!"
Works well on people who are high.
Them: "Dude I'm so stoned right now."
You: "Oh? So umm.. DO YOU KNOW WHERE THE FUCK YOU ARE?!"
Them: "Dude what the fuck!"
You: "YOU'RE IN THE JUNGLE BABY! YOU'RE GONNA DIIIIIIIEEE!!"
You: *rock the fuck out and smash shit up*

Serial Monogamist 

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.
Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...
Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

liquid lunch 

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.
"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."
liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004
Word of the Day on June 21, 2026
Dunzo, a slang word for done/finshed. Made famous by the Laguna Beach cast.
This car is so dunzo. (Kristin's car breaks down.)
dunzo by Joey Pellet December 8, 2004
Word of the Day on June 20, 2026