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Our overlord and savior of the human race that goes by the name of Caleb, most followers tend to wheeze when praying to him. Wheezes for your sins.

This religion is very fragile and most of the time very strong and independent when it comes to online bullying. He is acceptable to cocaine, marijuana, and black tar heroin (specifically). If Wheezus Christ, or any of his followers, come in contact with these substances they get supercharged. When supercharged they become highly memeable. Be careful if you want to follow him. You won't return.
I pray to our lord and savior Wheezus Christ every morning and every night.

Lord and savior Wheezus Christ please wheeze all over me.
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by Wheezing Follower January 18, 2017
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