The cardio of choice of pigeon simps. They're on it all day, every day, wasting their time, money and lives for mediocre pussy they usually never get. No wonder they're so skinny.
I was on the hamster wheel of pussy till I let a tranny suck me off and learned we're all a little bi and now I like to fuck women who beg for my dick when it's not dominating some big muscled submissive dudes like Buck Angel.
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Each woman a mystery puzzle and men spin the Wheel Of Pussy hoping to land on a relationship trait he will like if he can use his intellect to solve her puzzle. Or he can just never score like an incel or lose everything like a Chad who couldn't beat the other Chads.
Next on the Wheel Of Pussy! Clue: the reason why you always end up losing at the casino: TH* H**S* ALWA*S W**S
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