Wheat thins

Slang for for weed. Usually used when in the company of non-smokers. Allows said stoners to plan up coming events with out causing suspicion.

Stoner: Hey are we hangin out?
Pothead: Yeah do you want to have wheat thins?
stoner: Of course make sure you have a bowl.

by peek-A-boo123456789 October 17, 2008

Wheat Thin

a hot beezy who is thin and everyone wants to grind her

ay check that wheat thin out

LETS GRIND !

by skim69 August 8, 2009

wheat thins

A Whole wheat snack made by heat compressing pure wheat into little flakes and salt is added to make it super delicious.

I love my wheat thins packaged with a hieroglyphics tshirt.

by Not Harvey May 8, 2007

wheat thins

A baked cracker who tastes SO good it could make your soul leave your body just so it could become a wheat thin.

Did you hear Wheat Thins can cure CANCER?!
My g/f and I love Wheat Thins, because thats how we met.
Cause of death, Wheat Thins, do you concur Dr. Hyde? I concur.

by fuuon October 10, 2005

wheat thins

baked snack crackers. these things are so good. deliciously baked, lightly sweet and nutty wheat taste.

wheat thins are good

by i<3chris July 15, 2005

Wheat Thin

A crisp collared, finance bro.
-Likely has a vacation home in Connecticut
-Has more than five figures in a trust fund
-Requests sparkling to flat water.
-Golfs with the bros every Sunday while shotgunning the crisp cold refreshing taste of Bud Lite.

The Wheat Thins refused to attend the Monday meeting without first getting their top-grain leather shoes shined.

by Christopher Christ June 6, 2018

wheat thins

the best snack ever!!!!!!!! never waste them. jeuin iz the only person (maybe he's not a person) who duznt like them. DIE!!!!

I ate wheat thins the whole day! and i got undepressed.

by SRL September 26, 2004