WhatsApporrhoea 

The uncontrollable discharge of a flurry of pointless WhatsApp messages. Prevalence of this condition tends to be high in large WhatsApp groups with a high percentage of members who have the group set to ‘mute forever’. See also ‘emailorrhoea’ and ‘cc-emailorrhoea’

There seems to have been an outbreak of rampant WhatsApporrhoea on the group chat today, luckily I have it muted

WhatsApporrhoea by Hello Mr Fancy Pants September 15, 2023