A person who must get the advice of someone else to make a decision when the choice is obvious. Usually lives in Mom's basement.
Manny could have had sex with a totally hot chick tonight, but instead went home to play X-Box online, what a bed-wetter.
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While doing a chinesse women, force her into an orgasm so large that a dragon releases from her vagina. While it seems dangerous, the dragon only wants to make the couple green tea.
"It's a Chinesse bed wetter"
"I like my tea with lemon"
by steelsammy1 January 11, 2010
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noun: someone who licks their lips a lot.
example: LL Cool J

Sentance: "That nigga a whistle-wetter."
by azealiabanks November 26, 2013
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When your dick smells like cheese, and you piss in a girls mouth while she is giving you a blow job.
Hey Cody, I gave your mother a Wisconsin Whistle Wetter the other day. She looooves cheese.
by Grizzlymint October 22, 2012
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An idiom describing either the condition of being soaking wet due to inclement weather or when a female's vagina is absolutely dripping from arousal
The ladies in the steno pool were wetter than a beaver's hat after watching the new Ryan Gosling film.
by Fuchtbar December 28, 2015
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your gurl when she sees Gibby from iCarly
you: wow you’re wetter than an otters pocket rn

your girl: i just watched gibby fall through the ceiling again, wanna roleplay?
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