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wet wipes

Made by the Kimberly-Clark Corporation, a health and hygiene company. Made popular by Cam'ron's song "Wet Wipes" off of "Killa Season". Apparently their stock has rocketed since the rapper's song gained recognition.

Implied for the use of cowardly people, or "pussies".
Also, for the females to clean themselves. I assume if they stank.
Let my muscles show, cause I'm like Russell Crowe
Beautiful mind, took his bitch, hustle hoe
That was her boo, yes sir true
But I collect the chicken, call me Purdue
His ex wife, a new sex life
But ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-ch-check it, go get ya wet wipes
by Saty May 18, 2006
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Kentucky wet wipe

When you spit on the toilet paper and then wipe your butt with it.
I feel super fresh, clean, and confident after my Kentucky wet wipe.
by Craigt113 April 13, 2019
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Alabama Wet Wipe

Where you spit on the toilet paper before wiping
Man my poope stuck to my butthole so I did an Alabama Wet Wipe and it worked like a charm
by Lilith_The_Destroyer November 2, 2020
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The Jersey Wet Wipe

On St Patrick’s Day in a crowded bar in a women’s bathroom you pee on the only roll of toilet paper in the bar because you are from jersey and that’s how you roll.
The bitches were pounding on the bathroom door to hurry up so I gave them the Jersey wet wipe and bailed.
by KorinaRina April 17, 2019
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Alabama Wet Wipe

Noun

1. A wad of toilet paper that you have spit onto in an attempt to cleanse intimate areas after using the restroom necessitated by the unavailability (particularly in the deep south, e.g. Alabama) of legitimate baby wipes or wet wipes.
I was visiting friends that live in Alabama and after I dropped a deuce I was stunned to see that there were no wet wipes to use, so I was forced to improvise and make an Alabama Wet Wipe.
by Sweitzerman August 23, 2018
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Wet-wipe

The worst insult on the planet, even more harmful than the classic ‘ur mom gay’. Not even a ‘no u’ can deflect this insult. Instant death guaranteed.
Person: haha your ginger
Me: shush you wet-wipe
Person: (keels over and dies)
by annoying.ginger July 22, 2018
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Wet Wipe

A “wet wipe” is somebody who is overly sensitive and immensely touchy. Generally it is of the male specimen that this is used for, due to the idea that a man should not be so pathetic. Wet wipes like to make a theatrical scene of leaving a situation because they feel attacked on a regular basis. Men who are wet wipes can be overly soppy and mushy towards not only their loved ones but common strangers; this makes them feel restored when they obtain back slushy remarks.

A wet wipe is a piece of damp tissue that one uses to wipe their own backside.
"He's like a woman... He's such a wet wipe."
"Honestly? We must have bigger balls put together than he does alone."
by No Wet Wipes. January 12, 2013
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