All the walls are wet. The food is great. The staff is friendly. They are also wet. A restaurant where you can get wet? And it looks like a shack? That is what lies behind the doors of this infamous family owned establishment. Take a date there and you are sure to get some back seat lovin’…hell we’ve seen a couple of dudes playing butt hole tag on the front lawn after a hefty meal. We won’t call the cops on ya! Come on down. Bring your wettest attitude. You’ll love it.
Tracy: I’m starving. But I also wanna get wet too!
Kevin: Let’s go to the wet shack. We can get wet and eat some burger sandwiches. Sex after will be like jungle love.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
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Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.