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wet sock

To describe someone or something as useless. As a wet sock has little use to anyone.
"That new guy is as useful as a wet sock"
by MarcRetailer February 20, 2007
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wet sock

Whilst masturbating, you realise at the last minute, the toilet paper has run out. As a last resort, you cum in your sock.

Ejaculating into a sock.
I was so desperate for a wank my only option was to wet sock.
by Kenilworth April 14, 2009
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wet sock

A woman who sleeps around at such excessive levels that intercourse feels like your penis is inserted within a warm, wet sock.
I'd sleep with her again if I had the chance, however she is a wet sock.
by Quagbert February 29, 2004
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Wet Sock

when giving anal, you pull your pinus out really quickly and there ass hole comes out, hanging like a wet sock
"yer i did my girlfriend right up the bum hole lastnight"
"nice"
"yer i know i gave her a wet sock!
by jamesindahouse October 1, 2010
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by Ttails February 5, 2020
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Wet sock

Panties after squirting at a friends house
I had a wet sock when my cousin’s friend entered the room
by Rhoknows October 1, 2021
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Wet sock lover

Someone who enjoys the feeling of wearing wet socks.
by Larry_n March 25, 2022
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