Wet Sandwich

Someone who is too short, dresses like the opposite gender, and different.

Beaver's Son (Fantastic Mr. Fox): Yeah, a wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's...(Gestures his hands) different.

by GoogleTranslateSucksBeachBalls January 04, 2020

Wet Sandwich

Referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.

"I have a banana in my pocket, it's so all that is that thing, you know?"
"No, I don't know, that was such a wet sandwich."

by Lee Bens March 25, 2009

Wet Sandwich

A pussy

Dude stop being such a ******* pussy your totally being a wet sandwich about the whole thing.

by Mr. Meatballs April 30, 2010

Wet Sandwich

A sexual act in which the male shoves a Subway footlong Turkey Club sandwich into the female's vagina and fucks her through it.

"Hey, have you given her the Wet Sandwich yet?"

by pfa January 06, 2009

wet sandwich

1. Someone who is socially awkward

2. Someone who is cansidered lame

Why is your cousin being such a wet sandwich?

by Cameryn Bradley Hughes April 28, 2010

wet sandwich

someone who is being a jerk or lame and can ruin the mood

Steve is a wet sandwich

by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

Wet sandwich

A lesser version of Wet ham sandwich. a person who is socially awkward and unmotivated to improve their situation.

A food stuff between two slices of bread which mappers to be moist.

EX:1

Dude 1: "yo how come Robert doesn't get out much?"

Dude 2: "he's a wet sandwich"

EX:2

Dude 3: "WTF this sandwich wet!"

by A INTILLEKTUAL August 02, 2018