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Wet Sandwich 

Someone who is too short, dresses like the opposite gender, and different.
Beaver's Son (Fantastic Mr. Fox): Yeah, a wet sandwich. He's too short, he dresses like a girl, he's...(Gestures his hands) different.

Wet Sandwich 

Referring to an awkward or unintelligible comment made by another, usually either under the influence or between the hours of 3 and 6 in the morning.
"I have a banana in my pocket, it's so all that is that thing, you know?"
"No, I don't know, that was such a wet sandwich."
Wet Sandwich by Lee Bens March 25, 2009

wet sandwich 

someone who is being a jerk or lame and can ruin the mood
wet sandwich by Moosekaper April 11, 2022

Wet sandwich 

A lesser version of Wet ham sandwich. a person who is socially awkward and unmotivated to improve their situation.

A food stuff between two slices of bread which mappers to be moist.
EX:1

Dude 1: "yo how come Robert doesn't get out much?"

Dude 2: "he's a wet sandwich"

EX:2

Dude 3: "WTF this sandwich wet!"
Wet sandwich by A INTILLEKTUAL August 2, 2018

Wet Sandwich 

Dude stop being such a ******* pussy your totally being a wet sandwich about the whole thing.
Wet Sandwich by Mr. Meatballs April 30, 2010

Wet Sandwich 

A sexual act in which the male shoves a Subway footlong Turkey Club sandwich into the female's vagina and fucks her through it.
"Hey, have you given her the Wet Sandwich yet?"
Wet Sandwich by pfa January 6, 2009