The man (and/or) women's "wet noodle" caused him to not "get there" while engaging in common intercourse with they're loved one's.
by Bryce Hansem December 29, 2016
by NUFFSAID April 19, 2006
by i like to move it move it!!!! January 22, 2009
A person who is heterosexual until generally drunk or sometimes just really horny, at that time, the person tends to have gay encounters. Like a noodle, the person is straight until wet.
-Did you hear Erika hooked up with Rachel last saturday?
-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.
-Yeah, that's Erika's sixth drunk lesbian hookup. She is such a wet noodle.
by lilraerae March 30, 2009
by BOBTHEGOATTRAIN March 31, 2022
by Ni5let #42069 December 10, 2018
The act of an older persons using there gums to gnaw on a peice of licorice and using hence candy as a weapon to deal great discomfort.
Kids: *being rambunctious*
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
Old man: you turds better cut it out before I have to come over there and give you a wet noodle!
Kids: shut up you kook
Old man proceeds to reach into bag of red vines
by Dr.cradle April 2, 2018