Amber is a Westlake Weed Whore!
by SouthSide Vixen December 14, 2016
Westlake High School can be defined in 3 words: Arabic, juuls and Eik. Westlake is full of overprivelaged white kids who like to say they grew up in "Cleveland", despite Westlake being an upper-class generally white populated city. Everyone in it has no intellectual gifts to offer other than a stark few, Westlake is famous for it's parties being thrown by super snotty rich kids who break into their parents liquor cabinet because that's the cool thing to do. And end up burning the house down (yes this actually happened). All-in-all Westlake is a great place to raise kids, so long as you want them to grow up to be Juul smoking, Law breaking, assholes who would literally almost kill someone in a bathroom because that's the cool thing to do.
Man I love Westlake high school, Ah shit! A car full of Arabs, get inside before the sandstorm hits.
by NewYorker901 October 24, 2018
if you want to go to a school with bad wifi and rats come on down to wms. the school itself smells like cheese and the students love un poco loco and saying yeahhhhhhh.
so so timmy
yeahhhhhhhhh
hey where’d u get those rats
oh from wms
Westlake Middle School- worst school
yeahhhhhhhhh
hey where’d u get those rats
oh from wms
Westlake Middle School- worst school
by jeffy is our god May 19, 2019
School located in Thornwood, NY
Absolute social hell. Constant fights, fire scares, and stupid staff that dont give 2 shits about the students. There hasnt been a normal week in this school since 2017.
Go here if you want to see shitty ass teachers who hope the worst for you, psychopathic kids, and rats.
Absolute social hell. Constant fights, fire scares, and stupid staff that dont give 2 shits about the students. There hasnt been a normal week in this school since 2017.
Go here if you want to see shitty ass teachers who hope the worst for you, psychopathic kids, and rats.
by cheetochomper May 6, 2022
Rich kids, football parents and bimbos. Pretty much sums up Westlake. All the girls there are orange from spray tan and have bleached white hair and parade around in their lululemon outfits and pounds of trashy makeup which they think looks cute. The boys have no personality and pretty much only want to have sex. Their parents have forced them to play football since age 2 so that’s all that they really have going for them. Not to mention every single person at this school is white. Every single parent there consists of a trophy wife injected with too much Botox and tries to look rich but looks trashy af and the dad who played high school football who is living their football dream through their soons. Pretty much Westlake is a ton of rich white trashy looking kids who like to show off their money and sit around doing football all day.
Sally!!!!!!! Let’s go get our extra dark spray tans and get our hair highlighted! I have to look good when John hooks up with me after the football game!!!!!!! BTW can I borrow your golden goose and Range Rover, I have to remind everyone that I’m rich and from Westlake High (Austin)
by Austinmaroonsbabbyyyyy December 1, 2019
There’s always that one kid who is bumping Russ obnoxiously through the halls with his loud ass speakers in his Fendi backpack. A concerningly large amount of Indians and Arabs check themselves out in the bathroom mirror at a consistent rate of at least 60 times a day. The common Westlake kid tends to vape and then race home to brag to his little brother about his otherworldly experience. There’s a lot of one syllable names like Kyle or Cole within the area and they either surf at 4 AM on schooldays and flex it on their snap or post soundcloud links of their shitty rapper friends on their private instagrams.
A Westlake High School Convo
Non Westlake Guy: Hello, can you tell me about this city, I just moved.
Westlake Guy: Dude, have you heard the new Russ album? it’s literally one heck of a heap
Non Westlake Guy: Uhhh I just want some info regarding the city
Westlake Guy: Bro Russ is literally so fire, here have one of my headphones
Non Westlake Guy: I’d rather...
*Westlake Guy abruptly sticks headphone in ear
Westlake Guy: You’re welcome for enlightening your world
Non-Westlake Guy: Runs into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car falling to a brutal death, but eternal happiness as his ears no longer work
Non Westlake Guy: Hello, can you tell me about this city, I just moved.
Westlake Guy: Dude, have you heard the new Russ album? it’s literally one heck of a heap
Non Westlake Guy: Uhhh I just want some info regarding the city
Westlake Guy: Bro Russ is literally so fire, here have one of my headphones
Non Westlake Guy: I’d rather...
*Westlake Guy abruptly sticks headphone in ear
Westlake Guy: You’re welcome for enlightening your world
Non-Westlake Guy: Runs into the middle of the street and gets hit by a car falling to a brutal death, but eternal happiness as his ears no longer work
by StefanEdwards March 20, 2019
this is the place of stuck up white pieces of TRASH. in brownstone everyone cheats on everyone. you can occasionally go to the pool and see some shirtless frat boys. or some risky 14 yr old girls wearing underwear. if you want to get raped go here. love you guys!! ;)
by urmomlovesme May 23, 2017