west of texas 

Doing the dirty. The She-Bang She-Bang. The Horizontal Mambo. When a Man loves a Woman.

Bob: Last night I went west of Texas with that girl!
James: How? I thought your car broke.
Bob: I got a ride anyway.

west of texas by NLMarie February 5, 2008

Riding West Of Texas 

Having sex a little on the kinky side, often with the use of erotic toys, lotions, or creams.

Person One: "Have you ever been west of Texas?"
Person Two: "Oh, riding west of Texas is the only way to go!"

Riding West Of Texas by Hageam January 16, 2008

Riding West of Texas 

Having sex, but having it a little on the kinky side. This may include, but is not limited to sex chairs, sex toys, lotions and/or creams.

This originated from the laws against sex toys in Texas.

Girl 1: "What are you doing tonight"
Girl 2: "I'm riding west of Texas. Wanna come?"

Riding West of Texas by Susie Aberksen January 23, 2008

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008