Wes Craven

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Any deviant sexual act done while wearing a Scream mask.

Mat: Dude what did you do last night, the bed is destroyed, there's shit on the wall and there's a chicken without feathers running around?

Josh Lynch: I totally did a Wes Craven on that chick last night!!!

Wes Craven by The Jenowski May 1, 2010

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wes craven

God of horror and the macabre. All other horror directors pale in comparison (See "John Carpenter") to the great Wes. Responsible for some of the greatest contributions to horror cinema past, present, and all the future.

Hey look at who is kissing Wes Craven's ass! Its John Carpenter, the washed-out hack!

wes craven by Homme Bik March 10, 2004

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wes craven

(Verb): The act of molesting and mutilating something, mangling it beyond all recognition. An act of the most intense violation, akin to viciously raping someone up the ass with a splintering 2x4 with rusted nails through it, complete with all the mess and blood and semen and feces left behind afterward.

Usually used in relation to the act of writing. (When one writes terribly.)

Used as a verb, as in "I'm going to wes craven that guy!" or "I wes craven-ed that story!"

The American version of Pulse. :'(

wes craven by Aeschylus February 12, 2007

Westcraven

Everyone's clapped

If your from westcraven your clapped

Westcraven by Adolf kritler November 10, 2018

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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