A team who no longer can say is better than Eastmont. Eastmont officially owns both sides of the valley
by Unknownauthor2000 February 28, 2019
Many have theorized that an ancient tribe of Indians kept the city East Wenatchee a secret from others, knowing the n00bz of Wenatchee would some day try and rise superior to East Wenatchee. No longer able to contain the perplexive mass of epicness, the Indians released the city into existence on February 28, 1935. The humans who lived thereafter in East Wenatchee, were granted with all-powerful endowments of magnificent proportions.
East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.
The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.
East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.
Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
East Wenatchee is also known as:
-Eastmont
-The Chosen City
-El Dorado
-Agartha
-Mu
-The Holy City
-etc.
The forbidden letter of "*" only reveals itself to a true East Wenatchee resident. Every time someone from East Wenatchee speaks of "*," a Wenatcheeite dies.
East Wenatchee is also known for it's lack of a true Demonym. The words "East Wenatchee" are far too great for classification for it's people. While people residing in East Wenatchee are distinguished above all other human beings, it is impossible to bind East Wenatchee to a lower title of worship.
Mayor Lacy, also known as the Bearer of Great Things, governs this Land of Good Tidings. It is of the highest honor to lead the people of the Great East Wenatchee.
John: "Did you hear? China just had a 9-day traffic jam!"
Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."
John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"
Zack: "*"
Zack: "Shut up you dirty Wenatcheeite! I'm eating an apple."
John: "Forgive me, sir. I had no idea that you live in the Holy City of East Wenatchee! I swear!"
Zack: "*"
by Dan, The Epic December 6, 2010
The farmer gave me a Wenatchee Banana for not picking fast enough.
Jose Wenatchee Bananad me for looking at his wife, and didn't even grease the peel.
Jose Wenatchee Bananad me for looking at his wife, and didn't even grease the peel.
by Dick Doggmun February 27, 2008
by One arm Joe March 15, 2007
Similiar to a "strikeout", the person in question inhales a hit of marijuana, pounds an entire beer, takes a bite from a fresh apple, then exhales the marijuana smoke.
Rafters, kyakers, and river party animals in general from the Pacific Northwest are fimliar with the practice, which originated in the absense of hard acohol because glass bottles or containers are generally frowned upon in a raft or at the bank of a river.
Rafters, kyakers, and river party animals in general from the Pacific Northwest are fimliar with the practice, which originated in the absense of hard acohol because glass bottles or containers are generally frowned upon in a raft or at the bank of a river.
While rafting the river, I got fucked up off a couple Wenatchee Shots, and didnt notice because the apple is so refreshing!
by HawaiianD June 28, 2011
by BarryAllenIsNotAGoldfish2 February 26, 2021