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Welsh valley girls

Never seen without a lulu lemon lunch box in one hand and a hydro flask in the other, girls at welsh valley are almost too basic to function. They pull up to school wearing brandy, lulu lemon, firehouse tees, sugar lip tanks, aviator nation, and any other brand name so they can show off. The only athletic shoes they own are Air Force ones, because only two of them can actually play sports and the rest of them just do school sports to say they’re athletic. If you see them out to dinner, there’s a 99% chance they’re at Azie with daddy’s credit cards dressed head to toe in LF. None of them actually date guys, just are things with them and hook up until it ends and then they post crying selfies on their private stories. Speaking of private stories, they spam it with random shit about and have approximately 72 different private stories. They’ll pull up to bat mitzvahs with their hair done, tits and ass hanging out of either a bandage dress or a way too tight black dress. They’re also wearing super expensive jewellery. They’re all obsessed w tiktok and won’t stop doing the dances in school even though they look like they’re having seizures. They’re instagrams are full of bat Mitzvah pictures, birthday posts, and endless pictures in Margate where they all can’t wait to get high at Lucy. They spend the majority of their summers there, except at camp. They will spend every second they’re not at camp posting about how they want to be at camp and will never shut up about their campies.
Welsh Valley Girls are annoying, but at least they’re not ghetto like BC girls!
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

girl grip 

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.
I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.
girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023
Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area
Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...
Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

bang a you-ee 

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"
hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee
Word of the Day on July 19, 2026
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026